Dark Lite

1 day ago from bookmarklet

You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. My collar was dirty and too small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to the Rainbow Bridge.

Would I still be at home if I hadn’t scratched your sofa? I didn’t know what it was, and it was soft. You forgot to get a scratching post.

Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose in what I did only made me ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books that would have taught you how to teach me to go to the litter box.

Would I still be at home if I hadn’t brought fl

Notes: 10063 / 4 days ago from firetoiceda (originally from wrennyjen)

Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
 Id love that in summer.. currently about 29... and it is supposed to be 36 tomorrow .. But with our weather that would be this
 "Oh a cold wave went through," or winter "Oh a heatwave went through" x3

Notes: 14017 / 1 week ago from firetoiceda (originally from yuppipuppy)

firetoiceda:

theoppositeofnormal:

cassielongbottom:

yournewavatar:

passionatechurros:

akira-nagato:

did-i-ever-tell-you-my-name:

glittertech:

philliptunalunatique:

feng-huang:

kikudesu:

cosmic-enigma:

former-tres-neliel:

Naked

Read

Kiss

“Crush, fool, leave. ~~Is this a premonition~~?”

Lust…

Crush….

Passion….

Tease

Mania

Dread

…

…

…

crush

fool

maniac

These

rug

made

Leave

cum

kick

Crush

Fool

Secrets

Secrets

Dread

Deed

“Passion, coke, and none… Well ok then.”

I got “Bail, Ron and Man” can anyone tell me WTF that means???????

“Crush, Fool, Rage.” That actually suits me quite well!

Fool Lust and Passion!?!?! D:

Fool, men, and…. naked??????

(Source: yuppipuppy)

Notes: 3 / 1 week ago from firetoiceda

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Notes: 70174 / 1 week ago from firetoiceda (originally from sheandherdarkness)

firetoiceda:

alloftimeanddemons:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

minstreloffire:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

THIS IS SO COOL

Oh my goodness, this is beautiful.

I NEED MORE VISUAL POETRY IN MY LIFE.

at first i was like what the fuck is going on

and when i was like oh

Now thats clever